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Mayor Andy Fillmore Communes with the Sky Spirit of Past Mayor Mike Savage
Ex-Mayor Mike Savage, notably alive, says he has no idea why this is happening. It's becoming a familiar sight for Haligonians living and working in the downtown core. The normally breezy air along the waterfront abruptly stills and sparse clouds in the sky begin to coalesce. Gradually, the exact visage of former mayor Mike Savage forms and speaks directly to current mayor Andy Fillmore. " Do not allow them to build bike lanes Andy " resonates a deep and ethereal voice, " Bik

Buddy Wittabeerd
Jan 202 min read


Canadians Encouraged to Remember the Original Gay Hockey Novel: Mice At Centre Ice
"Benny ****** the **** of Fink's **** and yelled '**** me and **** my ******* until I ****** my ***** all over ****** and ****'
'*******! *******! ********! I'm ****** so ******* ****. I love you Benny The Bullet but tomorrow, I will beat you on the ice'"

Buddy Wittabeerd
Jan 122 min read


Cape Bretoners Feel Betrayed by Absent Bruno Mars During Grenade Scare
"He promised he would be there when we needed him. He said it over and over again, in 4/4 time."
Jimmy Gallagher
Jan 72 min read


Nova Scotia's Least Popular Baby Names in 2025
As 2025 comes to a close, it is tradition for other publications to report on the most popular baby names in the province this year. At The Scotian, we believe it is also worth looking at the other end of the spectrum. What names were the LEAST popular this year. Some might say that list could, theoretically, be endless but I would like to highlight some of the notably excluded examples. Gargamel As the archenemy of the Smurfs, Gargamel has cemented his name in pop-culture. H

Buddy Wittabeerd
Dec 31, 20253 min read
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