Superstore, No Frills and Freshmart locations to begin new "Pre-Arrest" policy this March in an effort to combat increased theft. Loblaw Companies Ltd. announced today that they are taking a vast leap forward in strategies to prevent theft in their stores. Starting this March, each and every customer who exits the store will be gently slammed to the floor and restrained by on-duty police officers. This is a bold move from the grocery giant who says that 'retail theft is at an

Wow. What a nice leather jacket. I wish I had one like that but it probably wouldn't look nearly as cool on me.

Spooked MLAs Iain Rankin and Derek Mombourquette spotted fleeing Province House shouting "G-G-G-G-GHOST!"

"He promised he would be there when we needed him. He said it over and over again, in 4/4 time."