Premier Houston Looks So Cool in His New Leather Jacket. (sponsored content)

Wow. What a nice leather jacket. I wish I had one like that but it probably wouldn't look nearly as cool on me.

There's lots of excitement surrounding the Nova Scotia Progressive Conservative Government and their plans for 2026 but the most buzz came when Premier Tim Houston showed up to work in a cool new leather jacket today.

Fellow Conservative MLA's gathered around excitedly to tell Premier Houston just how 'totally rad' the jacket is. Minister John Lohr pushed his way to the front where he eagerly felt the collar of the dapper leather jacket. "Oh Man! That is full-grain leather! That's the highest quality of leather! This jacket is straight fire!" Lohr shouted sincerely.

The youngest members of the conservative caucus were heard describing the jacket as "Lit", "On Fleek" and "Da Bomb".

The mood was dampened temporarily a few minutes later when Opposition Leader Claudia Chender entered and glared at Houstin wearing his killer new leather jacket. After an awkward minute, Chender walked over and clasped wrists with Premier Houston. "I’ve been waiting to say this to you for a long time. Deep down in my stomach, with every inch of me, I pure, straight hate you! But, God damn it, do I respect you!" she said emphatically, inspired by Premier Houston's wicked new leather jacket.

Next, Premier Houston noticed two skittish looking youths peaking out from behind a stairwell. When Premier Houston made eye contact, they hissed and scurried into the shadows before he could point them out.

As the Caucus lifted him on their shoulders shouting "Jacket! Jacket! Jacket! Jacket!", Premier Houston leaned over to Minister John White and asked who those sketchy youth were. White informed him they were actually Liberal MLAs Derek Mombourquette and Iain Rankin. After a second of reflection, Premier Houston responded "Who?".

(disclaimer: the preceding article was sponsored by the Progressive Conservative Party of Nova Scotia)