Superstore, No Frills and Freshmart locations to begin new "Pre-Arrest" policy this March in an effort to combat increased theft. Loblaw Companies Ltd. announced today that they are taking a vast leap forward in strategies to prevent theft in their stores. Starting this March, each and every customer who exits the store will be gently slammed to the floor and restrained by on-duty police officers. This is a bold move from the grocery giant who says that 'retail theft is at an

Wow. What a nice leather jacket. I wish I had one like that but it probably wouldn't look nearly as cool on me.

"Benny ****** the **** of Fink's **** and yelled '**** me and **** my ******* until I ****** my ***** all over ****** and ****' '*******! *******! ********! I'm ****** so ******* ****. I love you Benny The Bullet but tomorrow, I will beat you on the ice'"

Spooked MLAs Iain Rankin and Derek Mombourquette spotted fleeing Province House shouting "G-G-G-G-GHOST!"

"He promised he would be there when we needed him. He said it over and over again, in 4/4 time."

Frustration mounts in Halifax Regional Council as councillors try once again to explain to Mayor Andy Fillmore what his job actually is. Mayor Andy Fillmore Shows Council What He Suspects a Mayor is During a Heated Council Meeting. Looking out from his podium, Mayor Andy Fiillmore faces the 16 councillors representing the Halifax Regional Municipality. He is met with a mix of blank stares, frustrated glares and even signs of pity. He's back here again, in the New Year, to try

Liberal Party Members Iain Rankin and Derek Mombourquette are on the hunt today, after losing access to their party's home base in the basement of Derek Mombourquette's childhood home.